Practice Physical Distancing - NOT Social Distancing

Submitted by trilliji on Thu, 03/26/2020 - 07:15

Has anyone else noticed that we should be practicing physical distancing to combat the Corona Pandemic?

Social distancing would be roughly equivalent to being anti-social. Physical distancing would be maintaining a distance between people. Social Distancing could mean you can't make any Facebook or LinkedIn posts.

Lets call for an end to this political correctness buzzword crap and go to plain language. Saying: "Stay 6 feet away from other people" conveys a much clearer message.

Solution to the genie in a bottle puzzle.

Submitted by trilliji on Tue, 03/24/2020 - 15:57

While digging in a dusty cave for treasure, Ahmed discovers a brass lantern. With growing excitement Ahmed rubs the lantern and to his delight a genie pops out of the lantern. The genie says "For freeing me from the lantern I will grant you three wishes, choose carefully human and thrive". 

Ahmed jumps up and down with excitement "I know, I know, I want three more wishes forever!" 

The genie pulls out his schmitar and cuts off Ahmeds head. "Your wish is granted greedy human, you will have three more wishes forevermore"


Skyrim Apple and Cabbage Stew

Submitted by trilliji on Thu, 01/09/2020 - 07:47
  • 3 Gayla Apples
  • 3 Bartlett Pears
  • 1 Bags Silver Floss Sauerkraut ( Bags only!)
  • 3 Cups Apple Cider
  • 1 cup Apple Cider Vinegar
  • 2 Pound Pork Loin


  1. Dice Apples and Pears
  2. Drain off all juice from Sauerkraut
  3. Combine all ingredients in crock pot and cook on low for at least 4 hours
  4. Add 2 pinches of pinch of cinnamon and 2 pinches of black pepper
  5. Serve over Mashed Potatos


Gnomedom: Evil Technology Rant ~ Common sense from JavaRanch

Submitted by trilliji on Tue, 01/07/2020 - 08:44

I don't normally repost anything but this article bears a lot of sense that should be noticed. Please visit JavaRanch and read the excellent ariticles there. I think we need to spend more time tearing down Gnomedom and building things that are useful.

Evil Technology Rant
by Max Habibi

Bear with me here, I have a point...

The Dark Lords Java

Submitted by trilliji on Wed, 08/21/2019 - 13:10

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Oracle where the Shadows lie.
One Java to rule them all, One Java to find them,
One Java to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them,

In the Land of Oracle where the Shadows lie.